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Holy shit! What is your fifteen year old daughter doing?

Hey gang, it's Eileen Ko Holle giving you the hard hitting news stories from all around the country. Stories that hit hard, like a punch to the cock. As I was told to bring out, we're back on the cock again this year. Hobobob is welcoming back his blowjob demographic that had no doubt thought that they had been abandoned by the hobo, but that is obviously not true.

He was busy catering to the veiled complaints of another demo- graphic to see if they were correct. And no, they turned out to be wrong, and the fact is, who CARES if they were right or wrong, this is a blog, not a social statement. Nothing is being made here but a big fucking mess!!

Secondly, as was told to me, this study wasn't done, written or published by Hobobob, it was REPORTED by him, so ENJOY you blowjob happy mother fuckers! Those who love 'em and those who can't get enough of giving them!!

Now, what's all the fuss about? A report in the science section of The Snitch SF Weekly under the title: Blowjobs, Sex, and Teens: Relax, it's a Scientific Study, it reads: "a joint effort from both UCSF and U.C. Merced, the majority of kids who begin dabbling in oral sex in ninth grade will go all the way by 11th grade. Also, most teenagers who start having oral sex will have sexual intercourse within six months. That's the money shot from the report, published in The Archives of Pediatrics & Adolescent Medicine and christened Predictive Relationship Between Adolescent Oral and Vaginal Sex: Results From a Prospective, Longitudinal Study."

Oh yeah, the so called Study, already biased because it STARTS with 15 year old girls in High School, finally figured out that their daughters were giving head. And not only being asked to give it, but initiating it. So they find out that blowjobs are the gateway act to sex as some recreational pharmaceuticals are gateways to harder drug addiction. The report goes on to say: "The study's authors monitored 627 ninth grade students from a pair of Northern California high schools. The participants filled out surveys every six months between 2002 and 2005....Interestingly, race, ethnicity, and wealth did not factor in to participants' sexual behavior."

"In addition to finding that "...adolescents who initiated oral sex at the end of ninth grade had a 50 percent chance of initiating vaginal sex by the end of 11th grade," the researchers also found that kids who did not engage in oral sex until the end of 11th grade had only a 16 percent chance of having sex before senior year."

And this is shocking to parents! Hah! It went completely over our parents heads. They HAD NO CLUE! And girls (and boys) were giving head in their pre-teens. Think I'm lying? Then why not give the report out to younger kids? Because they don't want to SUGGEST anything that THEY ALREADY KNOW. Parents today are sticking their heads in the sand. If children can see a blowjob on television and in the movies, but especially television, you think they won't get curious? Of course. That's why the makers of this study did not go lower than the age of consent, because twelve year old girls could not be giving twelve year old boys head. Keep dreaming.

The conclusion that these concerned counselors, teachers and health educators seem to be the usual. Talk to your daughter about oral sex when she is fifteen! Just to be safe. I like it better coming from a television show, with a divorced father hovered over his sixteen year old daughter because she brought a boy home. Dad THEN had the sex talk with her, and she said, "Dad, you're late. He's the third that I've had sex with in three years."

OUCH!

It makes me think of when I lost my oral virginity. I was still playing with my Barbie and Ken dolls! How about you Brad. When did you lose your oral cherry?

Drinking...*burp* las' nite.