"Hello, my name is Maria DiMaria Maria and I'm a native New Yorker living out here in Coney Island, Brooklyn, where, believe it or not, Hobobob was born. Right over there (points). Believe me, that was one momentous occasion. We busted caps at each other that night with only three people getting killed and seven wounded. What a great night damn near forty nine years ago! Crazy assed bastard. Did everything wrong in his life but made this crazy assed blog, which is cool. Now winter is seriously kicking New York's ass and here, on the shore, it's cold as Hell, but in Brooklyn we remember our heroes and keep warm just reading his blog. (Turning from the camera: "Who am I talking about again?") Oh yeah! Hobobob! So we keep reading his ass in Brooklyn and wish him well on his upcoming birthday next month. Take care, and we'll be out here busting shells as usual. Hope to see your ass out here again too...if you know what we mean."
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