I'm Dante, Dante Bond! And I'm Dylan, Dylan Bond. We've bonded without the assistance of Bond's glue or even the ties that bind. In fact, we purrfur casual wear to any type of bondage gear. We just like to hang out together while we're letting it all hang out!
Though we have engaged in cofurt opurrations, we don't like to identify ourselves as spies of any sort, and choose plain clothes instead of fancy. We do have an affinity fur fur, howefur. (Disclaimer: No animals were harmed in the making of these fur coats.)
We believe that male bonding is of the utmost impurrtance to the survival of our species, and indeed our world! All mancats need to have some man-to-man comcat expurrience.
In the end, we like to get togefur at one of our fafurite bars to enjoy a drink or two after a hard day's work! Unlike our cohort James Bond who enjoys his vodka martini "shaken but not stirred", we both purrfur our vodka in a White Russian well-mixed, heavy on the cream!
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