MANCAT MONDAY WITH DANTE AND DYLAN: TABBY TABOOS

The boys are out in the front yard together.  Dante's just relaxing on the front porch when he hears something rustling.

"Wot's dat?"

"Oh, is jus' Dylan -- wot's up bro?"

"Ware are yoo goin'?  Hey, get back heer!", demands Dante.

"I wonts ta doo sumfing excitin'", says Dylan, "but I wonts yoo ta cum, too!"

But Dante doesn't move, so Dylan decides to wait.

The more Dylan waits, the more impatient he becomes.  "How EARitatin'!", he proclaims.

"Dum de dum, dum" mumbles Dylan as his eyes glaze over with boredom.

Then Dylan hears something behind him.

Why, it's Dante!  Dylan must have fallen asleep for Dante to get by him without notice like that.

"So heer I yam!" exclaims Dante.

"Wot is it dat yoo wonts ta doo?"

Now Dante is the one who must wait, as Dylan tries to make up his mind.

"Good gwief, bro -- ware doo yoo wanna go?"

"Follow me", says Dylan.

"Dere's sum reely interestin' stuff goin' on heer at da nayPURRs -- let's check it owt."

And so they do!  No stone or brick is left unsniffed!

"Da mos' excitin' fing is dat dis is TABOO" says Dylan.

"Wot duz it meen, TABOO?" asks Dante.

"Itz wen tabbies, like yoo an' me, do sumfing dey is not supposta do, and den dey say "Boo"!, replies Dylan.  "Is yoo reddy bro?  Let's say it togedder now.  1, 2, 3 ...."

'BOO!'

THE END