The Long March of the Jack Boot

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March 14th

Another holiday to be celebrated, but this one is a different one than the 4th of July. It’s a new holiday that started by some dudes in 2002 and it has slowly been gaining momentum because it is such a rational, reasonable holiday that people, both men and women, are rallying behind it. I learned of it quite by accident this week, since I’m such a pervert that I was surfing the web for good porn. As usual, my porn is solely blowjob pictures. Yeah, I’ve always had a penchant for blowjobs because to me they seem to be the most intimate of all of the sex acts. Even more intimate than anal sex.

To see a man, or myself for that matter, with my erection deep into the face of the one I love, or in fact, someone that I have just paid to do it for the hour, is an amazing sight. Not to mention the feel of the inside of a warm mouth, with it’s tongue sliding up and down the length of the underside of your member. Really. Any man that tells you that he doesn’t love it is a fucking liar. Little boys can’t wait to get their first blowjob. When they hear about it, they have to have one, and I guess that’s what I was. At a very young age I was introduced to oral sex, and that gave me a propensity towards it. A predisposition for the act of oral sex more than most. I crave it sometimes.

Well, here we go to our new holiday. It’s call ‘Steak and a Blowjob Day.’, or just plain ‘Steak and a BJ day’ for those pussies out there that can say the word cocksucking. Personally I would have called it, ‘Porterhouse and a Dick Suck Day’, but I think people are really trying to make it a holiday. The logic behind this day is that on Valentines Day, men suffer to find the right gift, the right box of chocolates and hearts, the pinkest shit, and the best, most romantic joint that they can find to show their lady loves that they love and appreciate them. But what about the man? As time and Hallmark has made it, Valentines day is slanted towards the female gender. Take the red roses for instance.Do you think your man wants red roses?

Men feel left out and unappre- ciated. There seems to be no holiday just for a man to enjoy, that is solely for a man, and a way that a significant other can show her appreciation for her man. Well, these inventive fucks came up with ‘Steak and a BJ Day, on March 14th. This is a fucking no brainer day. Even the most retarded girlfriend can figure this one out. No need for cards, or fancy gifts. No need for perfumes, candle lights, the find dining-ware. All she needs is to go to the nearest butcher shop, buy a simple cut of steak, grill or throw it in the broiler. Slap the fuck on a plate, and when her man comes home and plops down on the couch after a hard days work, drop the plate before him and watch him dig in with a smile.

When he's done, just move the plate aside, zip down his pants and swallow his knob. Give him a decent blowjob for about half an hour and then when he blows his load, pull your panties up and swallow it down. End of story. For this holiday, they also have gift cards that say, something like, Happy Steak and Blowjob Day! I love you.” Or some wacky shit to wake the dumb fuck up that this is his holiday. Some men already know of this holiday and try to show their girlfriends and wives where it falls on the calendar. But many women will not observe any holiday that isn’t on the national list of celebrated holidays in the United States.

This is why there is an online petition to place this day on the national list of celebrated holidays so that women, the world over, can appreciate it just as men appreciate Valentines Day. I should know, I signed the damn petition myself. Yeah, just doing my part to keep a cock in every woman’s mouth. With this being said there are several social media, such as Facebook, webpages, and individuals taking the lead in evangelizing this message to the rank and file of the world. As for me, I’m just doing my part, mentioning it in my blog and providing links for people to do their own research and to pass on the word.

Hell women, there is even a product called Semenex that you can give to your man. It’s like a milk shake, but it’s a veggie milk shake and it’s sole purpose is to make a man’s sperm tasty as all hell. For just $45.00, you can drink all of the cum you can hold, and as I had mentioned time and time again on my blog, reap the enormous health benefits of semen in your daily diet routine. Semenex will also make doing the big gulp on Steak and Blowjob Day, like drinking a warm glass of milk.

So, all of you ladies out there, here’s a good reason to celebrate your man. And don’t be short sighted. Although there is a Steak and a Blowjob Day, does not mean that it has to be the only day for a blowjob. It’s a day to CELEBRATE the blowjob. Try to think of it like that, while you regularly go down on your man. And on that day, it doesn’t have to be just one blowjob. It can be Steak and eggs for breakfast, and a blowjob; Steak sandwich and a vacuum job for lunch; and then a Steak dinner with all of the fixings and a long, luxurious hour long suck down for dinner. Taking a load in your mouths and showing him how easy it is to swallow it down (especially if you’re using Semenex).

Now, isn’t that a great idea for March 14? And for all of you women out there that were short changed on February 14th by a dead beat boyfriend that got you nothing, took you nowhere, and bought you nothing, March 14 can be a special day for him too! ‘A hamburger and a Handjob Day.’ Ha ha ha.

And for those men you just don’t like. ‘A ham sandwich and a photograph of a chick with a cock in her mouth'. Let him use his hand if he wants to get off on it.

Enjoy the holidays, ladies. They only come around once in a year.

Hobobob