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Okay, who's the smart ass that turned on the safe search?
Yeah, can you believe that shit? Someone turned on the safe search on my Google search engine. What the fuck is that about? I mean, I like surfing the web, and I like surfing for pictures, especially when I'm blogging and even when I am not. Sometimes I am the fucking great lidless eye, searching the Internet for nothing in particular. I mean, I have a file folder with nothing but strange, odd and funny pictures that I've saved and wait until the opportune time to insert in my blog.
I've got everything. However, I do solely because I surf with the safe search OFF. Why do I do that? Because I'm a fucking adult, and I waited twenty one years to be considered one. Now that I'm a ripe old Forty Eight, I am not one to be squeamish about what I see on the Internet. I don't have a problem seeing certain photographs, be they obnoxious, socially unacceptable or just plain insane. And I love to come across a good blowjob picture or two when I'm surfing because, honestly, them fuckers make me laugh my ass off.
But lately I have been surfing for images. Now I've told you the weird story about surfing for almost any topic and you start on the top. Let's say you are on Google Image search, and you type in the word 'money', or 'common cold'. You'll get scores of images concerning the common cold or money. Simple. But if you go far enough down, and I mean really far enough, you will find women giving head. All the time. You'll find a tie in with money and women blowing dong, or the common cold, and somebody has some laughable photograph about the common cold with a woman blowing pipe. OR at least blowing SOMETHING.
But this can only happen when you have safe search off. So I have been searching as of late and not coming across my favorite pictures all because I'm being protected from the raw force of the Internet. Now I know I have been hard on my blowjob demographic lately, simply because I want to be a family oriented blog...NOT! At first I wanted to cut down on the slobjobs simply because I felt it was being over used on my part. I felt that my reading public was getting tired of seeing those images.
And it never even crossed my mind that I wasn't seeing them on the Internet either. Remember, someone turned on my safe search. So with my last blog post, I implicitly searched for blowjobs and I couldn't find them anywhere. EVEN WHEN I WROTE KNOBJOB! I got absolutely nothing but these soft porn pictures. What kind of shit is this? Then I looked to the side of the screen and saw the term "EVERYTHING' and I immediately thought that I was getting everything on the topic that the Internet had to offer, and I was dismayed. What the flying fuck was going on?
Then, I saw on the top, 'SAFE SEARCH MODERATE'. And they have the nerve to state in parenthesis (RECCOMENDED). Are you shitting me? I went to change it and found three settings, STRICT, MODERATE, and my personal favorite, OFF! I jumped on the OFF button and searched blowjob, and to my relief there were suddenly millions of pictures of my favorite sport.
Yes, the world was right again, and now, to my blowjob demographic, the party starts today! Oh yeah, I'll still give you award winning commentary, and all the cock and balls that you want too. But to make a long story short, it's time to adult this blog for a change. Give the horn dick daddies that hit my blog something to copy and jerk off to. Hey, I'm an advocate for masturbation, I don't hide it, and there is nothing better than looking at a good gulper, or some kid with his head caught in a fence crying for his momma. Or any other pic on the Internet that cracks me up.
Like I said, there is nothing funnier than some idiot putting his car through the roof of a house, a dude with his wife beating his ass, another guy trying to save the porn on his computer from a fire, and a woman giving head.
There is just nothing more funnier. I hope you enjoy the pics.
Hobobob
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