"Mai brofur Dylan is unner mai chair", says Domino.
"He is a twoll, an' dat's ware twolls belong -- unner fings! I'm wif Charlie Sheen on dis wun."
Then Daddy comes along, and Domino wants to snoopervise, but doesn't exactly know what he is doing.
And then she looks back in horror!
Daddy's putting away the dried branches that were used as winter decor. But worst of all -- DANTE USURPED HER CHAIR!
So, Domino tries to reason with him. She doesn't like to resort to violence as a primary course of action.
Just then, Mama speaks up and says to Domino "You really must learn to share, my dear!"
And then Mama dangles one of the branches at her like she's a fool or something!
We won't show you what happened in between (because it isn't pretty), but needless to say, Domino is back on her chair where she belongs. "Mai share is 100 purr cent", says she. And that's the way it's gonna stay!
This is the suburbs -- not the jungle, and Tuxy trumps Lion any day of the week!
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