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Using every day human experience as a pejorative.
That's what I wanted to talk about two days ago. My blistering hot offensive post. It your eyes and ears are too tender, you know what to do. Fly right by one of my patented posts, and close your eyes to the pics. Not that this is a further warning than the one IN FRONT OF THE BLOG, but guess what, ITS A FURTHER WARNING than the one in front of the blog. The reason why so much caution?
Well I realize that it's been a long time since I covered these subjects. A very long time. So there are a lot of new readers that don't know who or how I was many months ago. Was this intentional? Was I thinking of a demographic? Well yes, I'm sorry to say. I had a friend complain that I showed too much sex on my blog, and THAT was the reason why everyone was reading me. For a moment...a real long moment...I thought that they may be right. I wanted to see the truth, because if that was the case, I would make this a complete pornographic blog.
I dropped the 'dirty pictures' from the blog and stayed away from such subjects to see if my numbers would go down, remain steady, or rise, without dicks and pussies in the text. Everyone has one, everyone saw one and yet showing them is offensive. Whatever. I stopped showing women with cocks in their skulls, and guys beating their meat or fist fucking another dude just to see my audience's reaction.
Without the dirty pictures, my numbers rose to over 50,000 readers in a month. Who knows where the fuck it is now (since blogger has be misreporting my metrics. By dropping whole continents and the what not. So now I don't know how many people in Syria and so forth are tuning in. But that makes no never mind. Even though my blog became more family oriented, those numbers kept rising. I guess people are drawn to the destitute and the disabled.
Now, that I proved my point, I want to really drop my family oriented status and go back to the 'raincoat' crowd that pick me up. I know what that means though. My numbers might very well drop drastically. My family oriented readers who are deeply shocked when they see two people fucking before the camera, will no doubt drop the fuck away. I don't blame them. Copulation is scarey to me too. That's why I avoid it at all costs. NOT!
Oh shit! It looks just like before. I am running out of time for my blistering post. That pisses me off, because I had some choice porn, some choice words, some choice accusations, and some choice resolutions. Instead I'm still gabbing about showing all these things? Do you think that I may be frightened to flash some meanie pictures. You know, MEANIE...strong sexual content that should be a misdemeanor, simply because the more you miss it, the MEANER you get. Ha ha ha. Yeah...I should start the next post, not saying what I'm going to do, but to just come from the plate swinging. It looks like when I give people the heads up, I fuck myself up.
This is the third time that I am trying to write this scathing post. Maybe I lost my edge. Maybe I've lost my cutting tongue and roving eye over the Internet. OR maybe I'm afraid to see my readership drop because I show a dick, or anal sex. Maybe I've betrayed my blog a second time. Well only you can tell me if I did. Maybe I lost my nerve to write about my ideas that come to me,
such as this one.
Well boys and girls (and I don't mean that literally) this is the end of this post actually, so you'll have to wait to see my determination tomorrow. Everything in its due time, right?
Hobobob
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