LOOK WHO'S TOCKING NOW, PART II: DYLAN

Next up is Dylan who has some very strange tock stylings of his own. He likes to twist his tocks in many different ways. He's hardly ever straightforward when it comes to tocking. I'm sure you know people like that, who tock all around a subject, but never quite come to the point.


Case in point, here is Dylan's upside-down double tocks with a double twist. There's the upper torso twist, and the tail twist to finish.


This one is known as the side-wrangler. This takes lots and lots of practice to attain the proper balance required to pull it off. There's a full slanted double-tock exposure with accent on the heightened hocks. (For those of you not in the know, hocks are thigh meat.)


Dylan on the precipice is tantalizing you with just a taste of tocks, here. It's one of his more understated offerings, which for Dylan, is strange indeed.


This is another athletic posture. It may appear that a tock is missing altogether, but Dylan has actually lifted it onto the post. So we are getting the one-tock-at-a-time treatment here. Very tricky! Please do not try this one at home.



Now this one is evoCATive of the true Dylan! Letting it all hang out! And on the dining room table, to boot! How appetizing, Dylan!



And as Dylan's final tock salute, he lifts his tail to you and toots!