A Message From the Newsdesk at HBNN

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Hey everyone, it's me again! Eileen Ko Holle and I just wanted to welcome everyone to fucking 2011! We here at the Hobobob News Network have been drinking heavily for the past seventy two hours. When the New Year rang in, we were riding the ball in Times Square, but nobody saw us because we miniaturized ourselves to the size of ants and partied all the way down. It was pretty cool, it's just that we are still the size of ants, so when you look down at us you can shout: "Hey, they look like ants from up here!"

Since Hobobob is still on Naltrexone we had to leave him out of this years festivities which is too bad, but we did have Yvette Feelmi here dancing around with a lapshade over her head and no skirt on. She has some of the funniest looking legs that you will ever see on a woman. But that's beside the point.

The point is is that Brad and I just would like to welcome you to the new year, and we hope that the majority of your time in 2011 is NOT sober, because it's going to be a rough year. So take care, play safe and try not to miniaturize yourself and ride about on any balls during crazy assed parties. Uhhh, that didn't sound quite right. Whatever! Take care and HAPPY NEW YEAR!

Right Brad?

Happy....(burp)....