A Message from the Newsdesk at HBNN

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Well, what the fuck do you know? Eileen Ko Holle back here again! I woke up this morning and got this guy I picked up last night drunk in a poker game out of my bed and heard on my answering machine that my layoff had been suspended and to report in to work at the Hobobob News Network. Can you imagine that shit? So I called Bad Brad, and dragged his ass in and now, we're back and better than ever to give you the gritty, ball busting news stories that you knew and loved in 2006 before the big layoffs.

I'm so proud to be back again. It is such a heartwarming feeling to see all these loser mother fuckers back in the studio, especially those guys here that were sorry assed lays, but what can you say, right? Just a little about me: I'm still in the twelve step program. Okay, that's enough.

Well, let me get to my newsdesk and start looking for news to report to you all. Be prepared to get feed back from famous celebrities and politicians about their feelings concerning Hobobob. That's my job, and I'm hard hitting at it, right in the fucking cock. So sit back, relax and let the sick and twisted mind of Hobobob bring you back to yesteryear and his Abilify addled thinking. You're really going to love us now.

Right Brad?

I don't feel too hot, (burp).